Almost 15 years ago I got together with Bill Fitzgerald and Mike Szyndler to write a Christmas song about Sants'a musical choices. Written and recorded in one evening, Spandex Santa the song and the legend would dwarf it's very creators. Much to the appreciation of humanity the song was immediately lost. However the powers that be decided that for a time such as this the legend of Spandex Santa must be heralded and the 80's metal community can once again rejoice now that our yuletide hero has returned to offend the ears of literally everyone! Enjoy